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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via religiousmother)

grandtheftwentz:

THIS IS WHY FALL OUT BOY ARE SO IMPORTANT
baby: "d-d-d-d "
dad: "daddy? "
baby: "destroy capitalism "
karl marx: "nice"
forestfxre:

Snowy mountain in New Zealand :) // My photo and I’m proud of it okay

the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

(via religiousmother)

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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OOOOOH

(via flxwermouth)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via religiousmother)

iraffiruse:

Oh God, make it stop.